Saturday, October 09, 2004

Bureau of Weights and Measures

There's been a bit of confusion in Lincolnland due to my mom not wearing her hearing aids. Dad asked Mom what size Depends to buy, and read the size options to her. She heard "weight 150-160 lbs." He really said "hips 50-60 inches". That would be the reason the Depends weren't really very effective! I asked if she had tried wearing them with suspenders. It is good to know they've got the right size now, and that they were still on sale at Shopko!

To my sons--When I get that old, you have my permission to find some humor in the situation, as I certainly intend to! Also, stock up on duct tape...

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